Fancy Seeing You Here
29 of August, 2014

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sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.
29 of August, 2014

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

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29 of August, 2014

forcefields:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

do u guys really not get the joke omg

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xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag
29 of August, 2014

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

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29 of August, 2014

blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

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bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
29 of August, 2014

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

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sneakyfeets:

thlp
29 of August, 2014

sneakyfeets:

thlp

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kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."
29 of August, 2014

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

image

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29 of August, 2014

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 


So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif
29 of August, 2014

kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif

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29 of August, 2014

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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drake & josh

season 1:

drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4:

drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans


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29 of August, 2014

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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