gilmore girls > the nanny and the professor
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
The best thing to do on a train
Ellen’s testing out her new Google Glass(es) that she got on Craigslist. It’s hard to tell, but she may have gotten ripped off.
asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:
“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)
be there or
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.