how to stay brutal at the happiest place on earth….
play their little game…you order the mickey pretzel w/ chz, and wash it down with a nice frosty coke. the surveillance cameras pass over your transaction with little skepticism…but you know, and cast member adam, who sold you the tasty treat, damn sure knows that you have cracked the disney code, and will now have to pay the man $6.66, the number of the fucking beast. you have shaken the happiest place on earth to its core… now brutally eat your pretzel, mickey ears first. xo
- Frank’s blog, 3/23/09.
frank literally spends way too much time at disneyland…
I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result!
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho
holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars
this fucks me the fuck up
Who is this guy? What is he doing? Tell me your secrets. [x]
What in f**ks name is this flying water
have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3
A sex ed class in 1929
she knows what’s up
Every face in there is so priceless
Those 3 girls in the front row
this is the greatest thing on the internet
you can just tell which ones know their stuff
tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes
date someone who’s intelligent. date someone who loves to dance. date someone who has a great sense of smell. date someone who’s a pharmaceutical sales rep. date someone who has a small blue car. date someone who solves crimes with his best friend. date burton guster.
WHERE’S THE ONE WITH MOSES?!
OHMYGOD THE LAT ONE
if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat